Magna Carta is sponsored by Donna Breedlove.
All Rise for Magna Carta
This isn't about monarchs or dusty scrolls, Magna Carta is a kitten, and she's drafted her own Great Charter of household rule. Spoiler: it's 100% enforceable in nap court.
Article I: All shoelaces shall be considered serpents and hunted accordingly.
Article II: At 2:37 a.m. daily, couches must transform into race tracks.
Article III: The bath mat is her property. You may stand next to it.
Article IV: No cup shall remain upright. All beverages must be liberated.
Article V: Any echo in the hallway is legally a ghost, and she must defend the realm.
Magna Carta believes in a home governed by chaos, comedy, and the undeniable power of toe beans. She's drafting joy, paw by paw, and her only demand is a forever home that supports her constitutional right to zoom.
Magna Carta is a 6-month-old, spayed female kitten who has been in our care for 156 days-just 42 days short of her entire life.