🚨POP-UP CAT-astrophe (in the best way)!🚨
Kitten season hit like a feline flash mob—and now we’ve got more toe beans than shelves. So we’re launching a POP-UP FELINE SALE through Saturday:
🎉 Just $25 gets you a fully-loaded, whisker-equipped, life-enhancing house panther (includes spay/neuter, microchip, vaccines, and infinite awkward eye contact and ready to pop up wherever you least expect them (like your laptop, laundry basket, or soul).
But wait—this isn’t just a kitten conga line. We’ve also got polished purrfessionals—our seasoned feline overlords—who are more than ready to rule your universe with might and majestic indifference. They don’t chase laser dots... they delegate.
Pop in before Saturday or miss your chance to meet your new tiny (or tyrannically chill) roommate.
📍Watauga Humane Society
🕐 Starts NOW
💥 Ends Saturday—unless the cats unionize.
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