Tighty Whitey (Kurt) is sponsored by Cortney Covington.
Foster or Forever Alert: Captain Underpants Seeks Home (No Rentals, Please)
Tighty Whitey is what happens when joy, chaos, and poor spatial awareness collide! He's got one brain cell (thats's on break), two diapers, and the kind of confidence usually reserved for motivational speakers and comic book heros.
Thanks to some fused vertebrae, Tighty walks with a signature wiggle that lands somewhere between a squeaky shopping cart and a toddler in snow pants. It's not graceful but it's 100% Tighty. Don't be fooled-he's shockingly fast when it's time to play!
Tighty rocks a diaper, but it's not a miracle worker. His aim? Questionable. His attitude? Unbothered. Because of the occasional mess, he can't go to rental homes. We know. It stinks-we don't make the rules, the lease agreements do.
Still, this guy is totally worth it. He's pure joy. A sunshine factory. A living cartoon with a heart as big as his personality.
Tighty has the best room in the house with the biggest window and a front-row seat to the daily parade of adoption center happenings. Every day, he watches pets come and go while he waits, and wonders when it'll be his turn.
Tighty Whitey can be adopted or fostered. He doesn't need perfect. He just needs someone who sees how perfectly lovable he already is.