Status: Available
Sex: Male
Age: 4 Years
Adoption Cost: $150.00
Mixed Breed, Large (over 44 lbs fully grown) / Mix
Beefy 5 Layer Burrito
Species: Canine
Flavor Profile: Mildly chaotic with hints of toddler-approved sweetness
Tasting Notes:
Found outside Taco Bell and seasoned with mystery, Beefy 5 Layer Burrito is an unexpected delight. His presentation? Casual, ears slightly askew, smile full-tilt-but the flavor? Bold, unfiltered joy.
The first bite hits with immediate goofiness, followed by a surprising softness, especially around children. Texture-wise, he's equal parts wiggly and squishable, with a playful crunch of zoomies and a smooth, snuggly finish.
New limited-time features include:
Rides well in cars-tested and approved.
Polite to cats (yes, really).
Food hoarder with a twist-buries snacks like tiny treasures under grass or blankets.
Sweet as cinnamon sugar on a Sunday morning.
He's not refined. He's not predictable. But he is undeniably satisfying-the kind of dog who leaves you wondering how you ever lived without him.
Final rating: 5 stars.
Would absolutely adopt, with a side of squeaky toy.
Huge thanks to Melanie Clement for sponsoring this limited-edition masterpiece in honor of Jenkins Rentals and Jenkins Realtors. Your support helped serve up something truly unforgettable.
Beefy is a 4-year-old, 80-pound hunk of love. He is a neutered male.
